I used to have this girlfriend who loved anything pink. Her apartment was full of fluffy toys and pillows, with even the bedsheets and sofa, were covered in pink. She had asked me to move in at one stage, but I just couldn't tempt myself. Had I still be with her now, I would have bought the most awesome thing for her apartment. This Gears of War Locust Drone Bust pictured above, would have sat totally sweet on that coffee table of hers.
To be honest, I think she would have cried if I bought this for her. Especially if she found out I spent $549 bucks on it. If you would like to "surprise" your partner with one, or even a Gears of War life-size Lancer, they are available at Triforce. Better still, I would have placed it on the coffee table without her knowledge, and let her stumble on to it late one night after coming home from work. Check out the teeth, it would have completely horrified her.
I doubt in the end if she would have moved it, as she couldn't say no to me (most girls can't), but I would have not let it stay there for long. Are you kidding me? If I had left it there, it is bound to get scratched!



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