24 October 2008

Big Head Tennis


This is the future of NBA, big head tennis. Confused? Peter Moore, head of EA Sports isn't. NBA Street and NBA Ballers series have been scraped while Moore quotes " That people will sit there all day long and play big head tennis. We need to tap into that market"

Has he been studying the Wii too much? As head of EA sports you would think he wouldn't get tennis and basketball confused ? What every under 12 Hannah Montana fan knows, that Wii Tennis comes free with the Wii, in Wii Sports. Under 12 Hannah Montana fans also played the game because of the controllers, not because of the game.

You would think someone in EA would tap Peter Moore on the shoulder and mention why NBA Street and Ballers didn't sell? Because they kinda sucked. No street-style sport game sells that much, because who wants to play in the street when you can play in a stadium? Everybody wants to be a "Rock Star" Check Guitar Hero sales.

In Peter Moore's perfect world, everybody is playing with big heads. Would I still play EA sports if it had big heads? Are you mental? Of course I would. I love big heads. Imagine Call of Duty with big heads. Twenty-five head shots. Are you kidding me?

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