Been looking for a new job, since the last one made me redundant. It was getting in my way of gaming anyway. But I came across this, as I always start at the executive employment sections. PR Director at Microsoft Xbox Division. Click here for the ad.
Some people have already said I do it for free anyway. They will probably ask if I have any experience. Well just take a good look at my Gamerscore. Why do I need a CV? I used to be on Major Nelson's friend list, so I am practically family. At the moment he keeps knocking back my new friend's requests, but he can't stay mad at me forever.
Would I haggle over the pay? Of course I would. Makes you sound important but reluctant. Where is it ? England? Oh I don't know about that. If they throw in a couple of games, I would think about it.
Makes you wonder what happened to the last chap? Maybe they wouldn't let him play games. I had the same problem with my last job. So Microsoft, if you want me, you better give me the first two weeks off. Let me try out a few games, then settle in. Maybe adjust my Gamerscore to 500,000 , so I will look like I know what I am doing. Sounds, fair?
Some people have already said I do it for free anyway. They will probably ask if I have any experience. Well just take a good look at my Gamerscore. Why do I need a CV? I used to be on Major Nelson's friend list, so I am practically family. At the moment he keeps knocking back my new friend's requests, but he can't stay mad at me forever.
Would I haggle over the pay? Of course I would. Makes you sound important but reluctant. Where is it ? England? Oh I don't know about that. If they throw in a couple of games, I would think about it.
Makes you wonder what happened to the last chap? Maybe they wouldn't let him play games. I had the same problem with my last job. So Microsoft, if you want me, you better give me the first two weeks off. Let me try out a few games, then settle in. Maybe adjust my Gamerscore to 500,000 , so I will look like I know what I am doing. Sounds, fair?
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